Real Estate Deals
Please reach out with any questions about the below properties.
Studio Apartment for Rent
📍San Francisco, CA
Sleeps one uncomfortably
Original Flooring
Open Concept
Large backyard
Gated Community (national parks gate)
$3,400 per month (utilities not included)
Studio Space For Sale (portable)
📍Central Park, NYC
Could be two pea’s in a pod with your partner
Take your home on the go
Cleaning service (park employees)
Friendly(?) neighbors (homeless)
For Sale $1.2M
Home For Sale
📍Church Island, County Kerry, Ireland
Spacious for whole family
Original 7th century masonry
Lawn care (island sheep)
Large skylight for tons of natural light
Boat community (only reached by row boat)
For Sale 900K Cash Only (row boat not included)
Quaint Country Airbnb
📍 Catskill Mountains, NY
One-of-a-kind wood work
Sleeps one in fetal position or two standing up (perfect for honeymooners)
Bathroom anywhere outback
Exclusive property (only reached via mountain bike)
$459 per night, $90 cleaning fee
Picturesque Cozy Airbnb
📍 Amtrak Train, Anywhere from LA to NYC
Single occupancy with rotating neighbors
Different state each morning, perfect for commitment phobes
On-site restaurant (cafe car)
Utilities included, strong A/C (no heat)
$150 per night
Studio Apartment for Rent
📍 London, United Kingdom
Cozy studio in the heart of Westminster
Large windows with views of Big Ben
Social Neighborhood (tourists)
Close to the Tube
Regularly cleaned by HOA (rain)
£2,600 per month (phone bill not included)
